Your captain, Patrick Walsh, is waiting to whisk you away to the night of December 10, 1979 for this spine-tingling whodunnit about glamorous models at a mountaintop fashion show who are getting murdered one by one...with their own makeup!!!

• Was it the Whiskey-Guzzling Designer?
• Or her Draft-Dodging Assistant?
• Or the Queeny Critic?
• Or The Ugliest Girl in the World?

It's like Agatha Christie did a boatload of cocaine, and you're gonna love it.

Your copilot on this ill-advised voyage into flimsy negligées, leg of mutton sleeves and deadly hairspray is the fabulous MARTIN MCKEON.

Watch SHE'S DRESSED TO KILL on YouTube here.

She's Dressed to Kill was directed by Gus Trikonis, written by George Lefferts and stars Connie Sellecca, Jessica Walter, Eleanor Parker, John Rubenstein, Joanna Cassidy, Clive Revill, Peter Horton, Gretchen Corbett and Jonathan Banks

In this episode, an imprisoned bank robber (Larry Joshua from THE BURNING) used a cursed WWII kamikaze bomber jacket with the power of invisibility to get revenge on his former cohorts who swindled him out of his share of the loot.

You can expect:

• A Surplus of Shankings!
• See-Thru Psychopaths!
• Sultry Prison Shower Scenes!
• Bathtub Boogeymen!
• Very Dead Dads!
• High Quality Snark & Insight from Maya, Trae and Patrick

You can currently watch "The Prisoner" for free on YouTube.

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For one episode only, ScreamQueenz: Where Horror Gets gay is REBORN!

I promised when I retired that if a movie gets released that is gayer and scarier than anything I've ever covered, I would return to talk to you about it.

SAINT DROGO is that movie.

SAINT DROGO is currently only available on Blu-Ray from monstermakeup.llc for $25. Support Independent Queer Horror and order your copy now.

In the bleak, off-season shadows of Provincetown, a couple's stagnant relationship takes a dark turn. What begins as an impromptu escape to Provincetown quickly spirals into a nightmare when one partner grows obsessed with finding an ex who mysteriously vanished after the summer in this surreal Lovecraftian story of dread and betrayal.

My special guest for this special episode is the fabulous DAN DOMINGUES (Hot Date with Dan & Vicky, Vex Voom in the 21st Century)

Please be advised that since SAINT DROGO is new and currently only available on Blu-Ray, this episode includes a SPOILER BREAK if you don't want to have the ending revealed.

The "We Hate Uncle Lewis Club" is back in session for another deep dive into FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE SERIES as we discuss "The Shaman's Apprentice".

In this episode, a young Native American doctor steals a ceremonial rattle from his Shaman grandfather and uses it to cure his terminal patients. Except for every patient it cures, someone else must be killed.

You can expect:

• Operating Room Race Riots!
• Exploding Temples!
• Imploding Lungs!
• Ugly Colorblock Sweaters!
• Half-Naked Blood Oaths!
• Shrewd Commentary & Lewd Asides from Patrick, Maya & Trae!

"The Shaman's Apprentice" is currently available here on YouTube.

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An acclaimed choreographer is using a cursed music box that forces his performers to dance themselves to death. Can Micki & Ryan stop him before Jack's niece becomes his next victim?

You can expect:

1. A truly terrifying villain!
2. Backstage bitchiness!
3. Questionable choreography!
4. An excessive amount of CHORUS LINE/SHOWGIRLS jokes!
5. Sideline snarkiness from Maya, Trae and Patrick

"The Maestro" episode is currently available here on YouTube.

Be sure to check out Maya in her new horror movie MAMOCHKA available on Amazon. Here's the trailer.

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A lovestruck barmaid is desperate to marry her lecherous boyfriend and is using a cursed pool cue to help him win enough tournaments to pay for the wedding.

You can expect-

1. Copious Impalements!
2. Barroom Brawls!
3. Trashy Hairstyles!
4. Blood-Drenched Brides!
5. Imperiled Perfiteroles!
6. Rocki Mountains!
7. Biting Commentary and Insight from Patrick, Trae and Maya!

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Your captain, Patrick Walsh, is waiting to whisk you away to the night of January 9, 1973 for this terrifying tale of Satanic Panic, Sinister Lesbians and Weddings Gone Wrong.

Your copilots on this ill-advised voyage into caftans and cults are KASEY LOMAN from Evil Goods Design and notorious Canadian TARA GARNER.

THE DEVIL'S DAUGHTER is currently available to stream on OK RU.

Kasey's new "Poole Sisters" addition to her FEMMES OF FRIGHT Collection is available to view and purchase on the ScreamQueenz Official Teepublic Store

View her entire collection at Evil Goods Teepublic.

The Devil's Daughter was directed by Jeannot Szwarc, written by Colin Higgins and stars Shelley Winters, Belinda Montgomery, Robert Foxworth, Joseph Cotton, Lucille Benson and Thelma Carpenter

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The "We Hate Uncle Lewis Club" is back in session, talking about all things FRIDAY THE 13TH THE SERIES.

This time we're discussing Season 2, Episode 21 - "Wedding in Black".

The Devil himself declares war on the Curious Goods crew and unleashes an unholy trio of his undead minions to seduce them all to the Dark Side forever.

Sinister snowglobes, magic castles and concerned giraffes await you in "Wedding In Black"!

As always, Patrick, Maya and Trae will be standing by to dispense wisdom, snark and unhinged musical theater references.

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On this fourth and final Friday the 13th the Series Spectacular episode, we're focusing on ARMAND MASTRIOANNI who directed "Better Off Dead" and "Mesmer's Bauble" as well as eight episodes of the show we've yet to cover.

While he's most famous for discovering Tom Hanks in the 1980 wedding night slasher HE KNOWS YOU'RE ALONE, we've chosen a film for which he's infamous - the 1982 Video Nasty THE KILLING HOUR aka THE CLAIRVOYANT.

While a serial killer known as "The Handcuff Killer" is terrorizing New York City, an art student discovers she's been psychically drawing the images of the murders as they occur.

Will her visions stop the killer in his tracks? Or will they get her killed?

Your hosts Patrick, Maya and Trae will be on hand to dispense insight and snark as they take shine a spotlight on Amand Mastrioanni and THE KILLING HOUR.

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THE KILLING HOUR aka THE CLAIRVOYANT was directed by Armand Mastrioanni, written by Armand Mastrioanni, Antone Pagan and B. Jonathan Ringkamp and stars Perry King, Norman Parker and Elizabeth Kemp.

Richert shares candid behind-the-scenes tales of making this rags-to-riches gay classic and its lasting impact on the LGBT+ community.

But that's not all! You'll also find out

• The inside scoop on Richert's time working on Broadway's most scandalous musical, OH, CALCUTTA!
• What it was like working with the legendary MADELINE KAHN on HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEMINI
• The REAL reason MICHAEL IRONSIDE was cut from Outrageous!

It's Part Three of the FRIDAY THE 13TH THE SERIES SPECTACULAR, and this time we are shining a spotlight on RICHARD BENNER, screenwriter of "And Now the News" and writer/director of the lost queer classic masterpiece OUTRAGEOUS! (1977).

In this delightful, bittersweet tale of unlikely buddies and chosen family, Robin Tuner, played by master of female impersonation CRAIG RUSSELL, is a Toronto hairdresser who dreams of someday performing in drag. One day, his mentally ill friend Liza escapes a mental hospital and shows up at his door. Can an out-of-work drag queen and a schizophrenic pregnant woman make it in a world that considers them both "less-than"?

Despite critical and box office success and being a massive hit at the Cannes Film Festival, Outrageous has sadly faded from public memory.

But Maya, Trae and Patrick are here to show you why it deserves rediscovering.

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Here's where to find Richard Benner's works online.

OUTRAGEOUS! on Tubi.

TOO OUTRAGEOUS! on YouTube.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEMINI on YouTube.

TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE - "The Swap" on Dailymotion.

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OUTRAGEOUS! was written & directed by Richard Benner and stars Craig Russell, Hollis McClaren, Richert Easley, Allan Moyle, Helen Shaver and David McIlwraith

This time we're celebrating the work of director WILLIAM FRUET with ten Friday the 13th episodes to his credit including "The Inheritance", "Vanity's Mirror", and 'Face of Fear."

But tonight we're focusing on his 1980 drive-in classic FUNERAL HOME which also features three othe Friday the 13th The Series veterans: legendary scream queen LESLEH DONALDSON ("The Great Montarro", "Curtains", "Happy Birthday to Me"), LES RUBIE ("Black Christmas", "Scarecrow", "Head I Win Tails You Die", "The Butcher") and DORIS PETRIE ("Doctor Jack", "The Mephisto Ring").

So join Patrick, Maya and Trae for a lively discussion of FUNERAL HOME filled with insight, wisdom and extra snark.

Play along aty home and watch FUNERAL HOME on Tubi or Shudder

Until then, we've put together a series of FRIDAY THE 13TH THE SERIES SPECTACULAR episodes in which we celebrate some of our favorite F13 heavy-hitting writers, directors and stars by checking out their other work.

First up, HELLO MARY LOU-PROM NIGHT 2 directed by BRUCE PITTMAN (And Now the News, The Mephisto Ring) and starring WENDY LYONS (And Now the News) and LUCAS FERREIRA (Doorway to Hell, Wedding Bell Blues).

Mary Lou Maloney won Prom Queen in 1957.

She came back to slay the competition in 1987.

She's Trae and Patrick's favorite!

But can she survive the Wrath of Maya on her first time viewing?

Tell ya later, alligator!

HELLO MARY LOU PROM NIGHT TWO is currently streaming on TUBI, Peacock, and Prime.

Maya, Trae and Patrick are here to get to the bottom of this truly shocking and controversial episode with intelligence, class and a whole lotta snark.

Special guest star - Prince protégé VANITY.

A resurrected World War II Bad Guy rises to power in the modern world and begins murdering Jack's old war buddies. The correlations to current events make this episode even more disturbing, so proceed with caution while watching it on YouTube.

Despite the dark nature of the episode and the awful feelings it stirred up, Maya, Trae and Patrick will be here to guide you through with grace, dignity and a whole lotta gallows humor.

In "A Friend to the End", MIcki's flaky sister dumps her son J.B. on Curious Goods' doorstep without warning. This throws a huge monkeywrench into Micki & Ryan's plan to retrieve the Medusa Shard: a mysterious rock that turns women to stone!

While the gang is off saving the world, J.B. is left alone.

Fortunately, J.B. makes a new friend.

Unfortunately, his new friend has been dead for a hundred years and was reanimated by elderly Satanists with a cursed coffin.

And soon he'll need to feed...

Confused yet? Well, you just wait until those two curses cross paths!

Fortunately, Patrick, Maya and Trae are on hand to walk you through this convoluted maze of a plot, and they'll even lead you to some unexpected queer subtext.

A cursed World Series Ring grants the power to predict the winner of future sporting events. Win a fortune, Lose your soul.

Heavyhitter villain DENIS FOREST (Brain Drain, Cupid's Quiver) leads a powerhouse cast including DORIS PETRIE (Doctor Jack, Funeral Home) and A.J. PETERSON (The Poison Pen)

Maya Murphy, Trae Dean and Patrick Walsh will be on hand for thoughtful insight and snarky retorts because this time....terror is Universal.

Watch SCARLET CINEMA for free on YouTube here.

Maya Murphy, Trae Dean and Patrick Walsh will be on hand for thoughtful insight and snarky retorts because this time....terror is Universal.

Watch SCARLET CINEMA for free on YouTube here.

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions...especially when Uncle Lewis is involved.

Patrick, Trae and Maya will be on hand to provide insight, wit and shameless innuendos.

Tabitha is in danger of losing her title as Americatown's Top Fashion Model due to the ravages of time starting to show on her million-dollar face.

But with a little help from Uncle Lewis, Tabitha is gonna SLAY the competition and stay pretty forever.

Patrick, Maya and Trae will be on hand to provide insight, snark, and Tyra Banks impressions.

Written by Jim Henshaw. Directed by William Fruett. Starring Louise Robey, John D. LeMay, Chris Wiggins, Laura Robinson, Barry Green, Lynne Gorman, Monica Schnaare and Sandrine Holt.

What's a few murders when you've got a profit margin like this?

Your Curio Shop crew will be on hand to loosen your corset, hand you smelling salts or say fiddle-dee-dee upon request.

Check out a magic lantern in action summoning spirits in a Phantasmagoria Ghost Show on YouTube here.

Not even the people who run the hardware store next door to Curious Good are safe from the siren song of cursed antiques, especially now that Uncle Lewis is letting you Build Your Own Curse.

It's a twisted tale of drag racing, little league baseball and parental disappointment...plus one really ridiculous hat.

You can expect:

• Canadian Hunk ART HINDLE (Black Christmas, The Brood) as our villain.
• Canadian Hunk TIMOTHY WEBBER (Terror Train) as his first victim.
• Erotic honey slurping.
• Erotic honey dripping.
• Erotic honey sharing.
• A glory hole full of bees.
• Micki serving Muppet realness.

Click here to watch"The Sweetest Sting" on YouTube. https://youtu.be/7f5dDc8UfRA?si=6VTMDhQOyzdng5Cd

FRIDAY THE 13th: THE SERIES - "The Sweetest Thing" was directed by DAVID WINNING, written by RICK BUTLER & ROY SALLOWS and stars LOUISE ROBEY, JOHN D. LEMAY, CHRIS WIGGINS, ART HINDLE, TIMOTHY WEBBER, DAVID PALFFY and ELVA MAI HOOVER.

You can expect:

• Lots of Leather
• Enormous Shoulder Pads
• Steamy Saxophoning
• Sex Weasels
• Underground Urchins
• Uncovered Rear Entrances
• Hot Back Alley Rendezvous
• An Emmy Nomination for Best Special Effects!

This episode of FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE SERIES was written and directed by ROB HEDDEN ("Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan") and stars JOHN D. LEMAY, LOUISE ROBEY, CHRIS WIGGINS, GWYNETH WALSH, INGRID VENINGER ("Vanity's Mirror", "The Gate"), DAVID PROVAL and JASON HOPELY.

In "Read My Lips", Micki receives an invitation to be maid-of-honor at an old friend's wedding only to discover her fiance is a ventriloquist whose dummy is hungry for more than just applause.

You can expect:

-Comedy Club Carnage!

-Corny Jokes!

-Wretched Rapping!

-Polite Canadian Pornography!

-Nupuals Interruptus!

-Unnecessary Nazis!

Patrick, Maya and Trae are on hand to provide jokes, insight and snark.

Two drink minimum.

Please remember to tip your podcasters.

Watch "Read My Lips" on YouTube.

READ MY LIPS was directed by FRANCIS DELIA, written by PETER LAUTERMAN and stars LOUISE ROBEY, JOHN D. LEMAY, BILLY DRAGO, JOHN BYNER, DANNY MANN and ED GALE.

You can expect:

• Midway Madness
• Jack/Ryan Bromance
• Chopping axes
• Greasy mullets
• Rolling heads
• Melting faces
• Sliding eyeballs
• Breathing statues
• Incel Ickiness

Maya, Trae & Patrick will be on hand to deliver snarky commentary, but do NOT try to buy weed from them behind the bumper cars.

Try the Tilt-O-Whirl instead.

Watch Wax Magic for free on YouTube here.

Wax Magic stars Friday the 13th alumni ANGELO RIZACOS ("The Electrocutioner") and SUZANNAH HOFFMAN ("The Baron's Bride").

While Curious Goods is providing props for a film shoot, Micki (LOUISE ROBEY) is swept off her feet by the movie's handsome star (JOHN BOLGER, "General Hospital", "Parting Glances") and into the glittering world of Hollywood. But nothing is as it seems because her new beau is hiding a cursed makeup kit and an ugly secret.

Directed by TOM MCLAUGHLIN ("Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives", "One Dark Night").

You can expect:

• Thrills! Chills! Romance!
• Smushed Skulls!
• Bubblebath Barbeques!
• Strangled Starlets!
• Divas in Distress!
• Perished Paparazzi!
• Percolating Pustules!

Maya, Trae and Patrick will be on hand to bring you all the behind-the-scenes scoop when the Hollywood Dream goes to hell.

Master of Disguise also stars JOHN D. LEMAY, CHRIS WIGGINS, HRANT ALIANAK, CHAPELLE JAFFE, JASON BLICKER, AARON SCHWARTZ & JOYCE GORDON.

You can expect:

• Phantom of the Opera realness
• Stabby serenades
• Sleepovers at Rasheed's
• Combustible craniums
• Ominus mopping.
• Rafter plummeting

Colin is back to slay another day as a Satanic cult leader with a coin that can steal your soul and raise the dead.

You can expect:

• Anton Levay realness
• Flowy robes
• Robbed graves
• Sultry snoods
• Gummy lips
• Wormy faces
• The death of a major character

Maya and Patrick will be on hand to quote random show tunes and teach Trae how winter works.

Watch HEADS I LIVE for free on YouTube.

Pre-order the PC Western game ROSEWATER starring the voice of our very own Maya Murphy on Steam.

KATE TROTTER (Effie Stokes, "The Quilt of Hathor") slays again as the villainous Doctor Finch.

Patrick, Trae and Maya may never recover from the tidal wave of Evil Gay Glee!

You can expect:

• A new addition to Jack's Widowed Play Pal club
• A brilliant performance from JOE SENECA (The Blob)
• A MY BLOODY VALENTINE cameo
• Another fabulous ladyvillain
• Slithery snakes
• Ripped throats
• Rippling biceps
• A bird, not a turkey

Maya, Trae, and I will be on hand to provide snarky insight and musical theater interludes.

Unfortunately, so is Uncle Lewis...with a vengeance!

You can expect:

• Scooby-Doo style shenanigans
• Exploding Heads
• Linnea Quigley's right nipple
• Interdimensional portals
• Handsy Zombies
• Probing Vines
• Bare Shoulders
• Ill-Fitting Tights
• More Sizzling Hot Jack/Rasheed action!

My fellow shopkeeps, Maya Murphy & Trae Dean are practically chomping at the bit to discuss this roller coaster ride of an episode with you!

Watch the episode on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D-WdNPf030

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July is GAY WRATH MONTH at the ScreamQueenz Virtual Drive-In featuring 5 movies designed to make them FEAR THE QUEERS! Click the links to view the trailers.

07/03 THE ESTATE

07/10 CAT PEOPLE (1942)

07/17 DEAD BOYZ DON'T SCREAM

07/24 WHAT KEEPS US ALIVE

07/30 GRIMM LOVE

All screenings begin at 8pm Eastern Standard Time.

Titles and Schedules are subject to change.

Visit bit.ly/watchsq at showtime to join.

To celebrate, enjoy the most glittering, star-studded event Americatown has ever seen! It's the 2022 VITA AWARDS!

We nominated our picks for Season One's Scariest Villian, Creepiest Curse, Most Iconic Non-Fez Robey Outfit and more, but YOU picked the winners!

Who will win? Who will lose?

And who's going home with all the Pretty Little Horses?

Find out at the most superfluous awards show ever conceived...the 2012 VITA AWARDS!

You can expect:

• Moaning
• Writhing
• A writers' strike
• A slapped together clip show
• A buttload of flashbacks
• Jack's new boyfriend
• Jack's dirty secret
• Rashid-splaining
• VITA!

Fortunately, Maya, Trae and I will be on hand to make the most of a sticky situation with mirth, merriment and a whole lotta snark.

You can watch BOTTLE OF DREAMS on YouTube here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK68QcRLAZk&t=264s&ab_channel=FloriduhMedia

You can see our pretty faces and all of the visual jokes here or bit.ly/dyulmother

In WHAT A MOTHER WOULDN'T DO, a woman struggles to keep her ailing infant daughter alive by using a cursed cradle. The price? Seven souls...

You can expect:

• Another fierce Ladyvillan!
• Murderous Moms
• Impotent Dads
• Loose-lipped Nurses
• Lesbian Cowgirls
• A shockingly awful Micki outfit
• The FILTHIEST voicemail ever! (Thanks, BillyBoi.)

But Uncle Lewis gave him a cursed pipe as a wedding gift.

Can the Curious Goods crew retrieve the pipe and save Ray's soul before his dreams of happily-ever-after go up in smoke?

My shopkeeps MAYA MURPHY and TRAE DEAN will be on hand to provide valuable insight, much-needed snark, delicious hot-and-cold appetizers as well as other....edibles.

You can expect:

• Shoulder pads, pinstripes and man-perms, oh my!
• A crappy new love interest for Micki
• A featured new pop song from ROBEY!
• A boatload of cocaine
• Excessive saxophone
• Bad parking
• Fabulous corsets
• Neon EVERYTHING!
• The wisdom, insight & snappy retorts of TRAE and MAYA

Play along at home and watch "Badge of Honor"' for free on Youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfXWM2JWtOw&ab_channel=FloriduhMedia

A devilishly charming lighthouse keeper enlists the aid of a cursed foghorn to summon a pirate ghost with an undying grudge against the crew that mutinied against him, exchanging the corpses of their descendants for sweet sweet pirate booty.

Expect thrills, chills, laughs, snark and bizarre pronunciations.

MAYA MURPHY and I would like to extend ort deepest apologies to fellow shopkeep TRAE DEAN for making him suffer through the absolutely unforgivable amount of Pirates of Penzance references we make during this episode.

Maya and I would also like to point out that we are only human and that Trae really should have known this would happen eventually when he signed on to do a podcast with two GIANT musical theater geeks.

Watch THE PIRATES PROMISE for free on YouTube here.

A TV news anchor uses a cursed camera to make murderous duplicates of himself and unleash a reign of terror upon the city.

Forecasts call for:

- Machete Mutilations

- Douchey Decor

- Clone vs. Clone Combat.

- Webbed Phalanges

- Color Coordinated Birthin' Goo

- Fez sans Fez

- A shocking lack of Ricardo Montalban.

Can Ryan and Micki finally get their mitts on that pesky MurderQuilt?

Will Effie Stokes succeed in her devious plan to rise to glorious power over the colony?

Is Ryan really leaving Curious Goods forever?

Can anyone escape this Puritanian nightmare world without being burnt at the stake?

My totally Not-Evil shopkeeps are standing by to provide you with witty barbs and hand-churned butter.*

*Hand churned butter may not be available in all areas. Check your local listings.

Play along at home and watch THE QUILT OF HATHOR: AWAKENINGS on Youtube.

Ryan and Micki must infiltrate a rural reclusive Amish-like religious community in order to retrieve a cursed quilt that causes deadly nightmares. Can they escape unscathed...or will they be "cleansed"?

MAYA MURPHY, TRAE DEAN and I will be on hand to tickle your funnybone and churn your butter.

The audio for this episode was pulled from our livestreaming session which aired Thursday, June 25th. Additional audio was added during mastering to explain elements that would have been confusing without visuals.

Please check out the video from the live session on YouTube, and let us know if this is something you'd be interested in us exploring in the future! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YmtfnOfWX0&list=PLKxzuLEnOcmgr2GAc2ZSXFGymSeAjRy7h&index=4&t=1715s&ab_channel=ScreamQueenzHorrorPodcast

Play along at home and watch THE QUILT OF HATHOR for free on Youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFp9zaF7EAM&t=50s&ab_channel=FloriduhMedia

THE QUILT OF HATHOR was directed by JASON BOND, written by JANET MACLEAN and stars LOUISE ROBEY, JOHN D. LEMAY, CHRIS WIGGINS, KATE TROTTER and SCOTT PAULIN.

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Love is in the air at Curious Goods when romance blooms between Jack and Viola (CARRIE SNODGRASS), the woman he once let get away.

But there's also some really funky going on at the museum with breathing brains in jars, a slew of dead scientists, and a cursed trephination machine that's stealing the intelligence of the world's smartest people.

Despite the silly title, BRAIN DRAIN is the most suspenseful and emotional episode we've covered here so far with perhaps the show's most diabolical villain yet (DENIS FOREST).

Lucky for you, my trusted shopkeeps MAYA MURPHY, TRAE DEAN, and I will are here to hand out Kleenex (you'll need em!) and diffuse the tension with some much-needed snark.

Play along at home at watch Brain Drain on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWawY0ahXUA&t=43s

"BRAIN DRAIN" was directed by LYNDON CHUBBICK, written by JOSH MILLER, and stars LOUISE ROBEY, JOHN D. LEMAY, CHRIS WIGGINS, CARRIE SNODGRESS, and DENIS FOREST.

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Tommy, a young down-on-his-luck gambler, discovers a set of cursed tattoo needles that ensure a winning streak in exchange for a life. The Curious Goods crew is enlisted by Tommy's grandfather to take to the streets of Chinatown and track down the evil prickers before any more blood is shed.

Catch up on TATTOO and watch the episode on Youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jBZGcsA7tQ

Homicidal dentists!

Execution fail!

Barbequed orphans!

Erotic meatloaf!

Lee Press-On Mustaches!

Electrified Robey hair!

And since it is our sacred duty, we here at The Very Curious Curio Shoppe are on hand to make fun of it all.

A dentist gets revenge on the politicians who nearly executed him for a crime he didn't commit with the help of a cursed electric chair he uses to murder his unsuspecting patients.

THE ELECTROCUTIONER, directed by ROB HEDDEN (FRIDAY THE 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan) stars JOHN D. LEMAY, LOUISE ROBEY, CHRIS WIGGINS and ANGELO RIZACOS.

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After retrieving a cursed Mariner's Lantern that finds sunken treasures (and burns people alive), Jack and Ryan celebrate by attending an astrologers' convention leaving Micki alone for the night at Curious Goods. Unfortunately, the lantern's previous owner, a piratical fellow named Jonah, and one of his minions aren't ready to give up the lantern's booty call just yet, and will stop at nothing to get it back.

Have no fear, me mateys!

Maya and Trae (me most seafaring and flame-retardant shipmates) and I are at the helm to ensure your safe passage through these treacherous waters whilst providing witty retorts, lite refreshments and lap dances upon request.

Please swab down yer poop decks before we set sail!

Refresh your memory on Bedazzled, and watch the episode here on YouTube!

Check out our Featured Artist for #WomenInHorrorMonth, Kaley Loman of evilgoods, at bit.ly/femmesoffright.

Need a review first? Watch the episode first here on YouTube. 

Hold on to your hats, my fabulous SuperScreamerz, because we here at My Very Curious Curio Shop just had the rug ripped out from us. 

This episode of FRIDAY THE 13th: THE SERIES is missing almost all of the crazy camp stuff we all hold near and dear.

No Americatown.

No Hair Miracles.

No Fashion Disasters.

Barely any Robey even!

What are we gonna talk about!?!?

Fortunately, "Fath Healer" was directed by Canadian Body Horror legend DAVID CRONENBERG, so what we're lacking in cheap laughs, we more than make up for in heavy-duty moral dilemmas, grisly special effects, and a genuinely scary story!

In "Faith Healer", a scam preacher gets hold of a cursed glove that can cure any ailment, any sickness, any disease...in exchange for an innocent human life.  Jack enlists an old friend to help retrieve the glove and instead finds himself caught in a web of lies, betrayal, and spiritual doubt.

"Faith Healer" stars CHRIS WIGGINS, JOHN D. LEMAY, ROBEY, MIGUEL FERNANDEZ & ROBERT A. SILVERMAN.

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Here's the link to watch "Faith Healer" before you listen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpArk-HGtS4

So hop on the bus, find your buddy, and HOLD ON TO YOUR HEAD!

Residents of rural Riverdale keep turning up decapitated, so it's up to Micki and Ryan to hunt down a cursed Scarecrow with a hankering for heads before his grisly harvest is complete.

Trae will be your bus driver.

Maya is your safety monitor.

Patrick will be leading the singalong.

And we're all here to talk smack about UNCLE LEWIS!

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Play along at home and refresh your memory on "Scarecrow". Watch the full episode on YouTube here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxiiV48FRU8&t=452s 

In "Tales of the Undead", Ryan grows up quickly when he discovers his comic book illustrator idol is using evil magic to turn into a murderous robot to seek revenge on those who stole his creation.

Need a refresher before listening? Watch the episode here on YouTube!

https://youtu.be/PKfrRHQ1fY4 

Strange things are afoot at CURIOUS GOODS...and it's not all Uncle Lewis' fault this time.

Micki's long-absent fiancé Lloyd has finally shown back up and wants to take her back home...and Micki might just let him!

Meanwhile, over at Harrington Park, Groundskeeper Adrian (ENRICO COLANTONI - "Veronica Mars", "Just Shoot Me") has gotten his hands on a cursed antique mulcher that turns corpses into cold hard cash.

Who will survive Adrian's killing spree?

Will Lloyd woo Micki away?

Is Micki really the Curious Goods Yoko Ono?

Does Patrick have parasites?

What happened at Trae's backcomb bonanza?

Will Maya be Swayed By D?

And what the h*** is a kissy faced pimp?!?

All this and more on Episode #10 of "DAMN YOU, UNCLE LEWIS!"

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If you haven't seen the episode yet, you can watch it on YouTube at  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PQaVvpgE5s&t=1063s

In this episode, Micki, Ryan, and Jack are on the hunt for a cursed set of boxing gloves whose wearer casts a shadow most murderous.

Since Trae couldn't make it to the meeting tonight, be on the lookout for a small avalanche of obscure musical theater references!  

(When the cat's away, Maya and I will play!)

Also beware of knifed nostrils, abundant alliteration, creepy coffee, and hot steamy locker room action.

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As a birthday gift to myself, we're jumping ahead in time to cover the "Vanity's Mirror" of FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE SERIES., and our bumbling heroes are out to recover a cursed compact from the hands of a misfit high school girl with a taste for grisly revenge.

As always, my assistants Trae and Maya are on hand to serve refreshments and spill the T.

Will Micki, Ryan, and Jack be able to snatch the scalpel out of the murderous hands of the fiendish Doctor Howlett? Or will one of them find themselves under the knife?

Now THAT's a Knife!

Fortunately for you, Trae, Maya and I will be your guides ensuring your safe journey through Ravenhill Hospital, its dark corridors, blood-soaked surgery theater, and forbidden-to-friggin'-everybody weird-ass Murder Stairwell.

Plus, there's a surprise queer connection!

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(Check the previous post if you haven't seen it)

A string of mysterious deaths in the magic community alerts the Curious Goods crew, who must then go undercover at a magic competition to try and recover the deadly Houdin box before it claims another victim.

This episode features Canadian scream queen LESLEH DONALDSON, more proof that Jack is gay, random cross-dressing, and a disco flamingo.

Plus we make fun of Trae's utterly ridiculous 1950's girls' sleepover pose he adopts whenever we record (I'll have to grab a screenshot one of these days)

what could possibly go wrong?

But when Robey's hair is finally teased big enough to be seen from space, what could possibly be more right!

Maya, Trae, and I have our work cut out for us trying to keep this crazy Halloween shindig from completely going to Hell....and I haven't even gotten to the parts with Demon Midget, Tutu Thug or Butt Sex Alley yet!!!

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Trae and I discuss everything that is horrifically wrong with this epic misfire of an episode in our ongoing investigation into all things Friday the 13th: The Series.  

(Maya even Skypes in from inside of a volcano in Kauai! True Story!)

In THE POISON PEN, Micki and Ryan must go deep undercover at a cloistered monastery to find out who has been using one of Uncle Lewis' diabolical doodads to deal out dastardly death to their fellow brothers.

Bound boobs, gushing gloryholes and Farrah Fawcetts await!

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Editor's Note 11/23/2020

Since we first premiered this new podcast series, we changed the name from SOMETIMES UNCLE LEWIS DOES DREADFUL THINGS to "DAMN YOU, UNCLE LEWIS!" .   The post titles of all affected episodes have been brought up to date to make them easier for you to find.